And There Was Light

From the Book of Sarah:
Chapter 7
1: There was, in a far off country, a kitchen with much darkness even in the summer. And lo, there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth over the darkness of the kitchen, even with many curtains opened, and Sarah did cry out even unto her husband and father about the darkness thereof.
2: And Sarah was much in luck, for they did hear her many cries and whinings.
3: There was also a wise brother-in-law who did suggest the use of canned lighting, and the husband and father did go and find and even put in the canned lighting.
4: And there was light.
5: But no new cool floor. Yet.